My Twisted Life

MY

TWISTED

LIFE

Stories from the edge. Told with heart. No filters, no fluff.

Doug Schwartz has been chasing chaos since his first radio shift at 15. Now bald, wiser, and funnier than ever, he’s serving raw memoir, wild misadventures, and brutally honest storytelling—all broadcast from the static of a world gone weird. Welcome to My Twisted Life, where every episode is a mix of grit, truth, and dark humor you can’t fake.

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Hang Me Up to Dry (But Make It Spiritual)
Doug Schwartz has been chasing chaos since his first radio shift at 15. Now bald, wiser, and funnier than ever, he’s serving raw memoir, wild misadventures, and brutally honest storytelling—all broadcast from the static of a world gone weird. Welcome to My Twisted Life, where every episode is a mix of grit, truth, and dark humor you can’t fake.
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Hang Me Up to Dry
(But Make It Spiritual)

Hang Me Up to Dry
(But Make It Spiritual)

Hang Me Up to Dry
(But Make It Spiritual)

Hang Me Up to Dry
(But Make It Spiritual)

“I’m not here to trend. I’m here to tell you the stuff everyone else leaves out.”
— Doug Schwartz
•Bold stories, no sugarcoat
•Roadside wisdom, broadcast grit
•Guests that don’t say what they’re supposed to